5 Signs to Know if She a HOE!

With cuffing season right around the corner a lot of men are looking for a chick to cuff. But you don’t wanna cuff a hoe. In 2013 niggas are being tricked more and more by hoes. Personally I don’t understand how dudes are being tricked when the chicks are leaving obvious hints that they are hoes! But that’s why I’m here to show you men 5 signs that your girl is a hoe.

1. She’s Lightskin: All lightskin women are hoes. All women are hoes but a lightskin hoe is the worst! Lightskin women have a short attention span so they get tired of the same nigga quickly which is why she will never be faithful to you.

 2. Idols: This can usually be the first sign that your girl a hoe. If your girl is a fan of Rihanna, Madonna, or Kim Kardashian just leave now before your heart gets broke. These women are hoes themselves so if your girl idolizes these type of women then she is also a hoe. New to the “Hoe Lookout List” is the show Scandal. If your girl is always talking about how “strong” or “brave” Olivia Pope is… She a Hoe!

3. Tweets: Now you have some women who blatantly tweet like a hoe, these are not the ones you need to worry about. It’s the ones who tweet things like “I love the fact that I have no man I have to answer to, I can do whatever I want and I be chiiiillleennnnnnn”. This is a prime example of a hoe. If the girl you like is tweeting like this, just cut your losses bruh.

4. How she dresses: This is one of the biggest indicators of a hoe. Even Malcolm X once said “If she talks like a hoe and dresses like a hoe, nigga she a hoe”. If your girl wear leggings all the time, she a hoe. If your girl wear heels to go grocery shopping, she a hoe! If she got more snapbacks than you then she a hoe cuz she got those hate from other niggas after they fucked.

5. Popularity: This is one that many dudes are too dumb to realize. If everytime you out with your girl and a dude point her out, she a hoe. If your girl is constantly having dudes come up to her saying “how you been”, she a hoe. If she always talking bout how much a friend some dude is, it’s cuz she fucked him.

I hope these tips will help you out while you are scouting out the competition tryna find what player you are gonna draft this cuffing season.

The Club: Fellas by @X_GotYourGirl

For guys the club can be the reason for a great night or the place you just paid 20 to get curved all night. Constantly guys are getting curved at the club. There is however a number of guys who actually get bitches at the club. Now I’ve been that nigga that got curved but I’ve also been that nigga that has walked out with bitches on deck. So I’ve come up with some ways to turn your club experience into a success.

1. The Plan: A night out at the club can be successful or a huge failure. It all depends on the plan! A good plan will have you at the very least walking out with some digits. Girls wanna be hoes secretly so don’t bring your whole basketball team with you to club. A pack of niggas never end well. So bring about one, maybe two, three is the max for niggas! Choose someone to be the captain of the team. This should not be the nigga that’s at every party with his shirt off. Now every crew has that nigga that pulls alot of bitches. This should be the captain because he will be the first nigga that the ladies look at. The captain will lead the group through the club.

2. Dancing: The most important thing to remember about the club is always look cool. Don’t be that nigga that gets hyped because their song came on, now they bumping bitches, knocking drinks out their hands. Just be cool, even if “that song” come on just chill because you never know what girl might be looking your way and now you ruined your chances because you wanna be the New Boyz!

3. Begging/Thirsting: The thing I hate the most is watching a nigga get turned down for a dance by a chick and then ask again. If a chick tell you no then just accept it, and move on to the next chick. It’s 100 hoes in here and you wanna keep asking the same chick for a dance. While you sitting there begging, a darkskin nigga stealing the other bitch that you could have been dancing with.

4. Talking to a chick: First off you in the club with loud music, you look dumb as hell trying to spit game to a girl. However there are some exceptions. There are those times where you see a girl who you just have to try and talk to. Here’s the key. Don’t take all day, hoes are ADHD! Be quick in your approach. Ask her name, do small talk for about two minutes. Then if she still seem to be interested get the number and be out. Hoes used to niggas gassing them all day. Be different. Trust me the quicker you are the more the hoe gonna want you.

5. The Let-out: The let out is a niggas dream. All the hoes are drunk and ready to go home but they remember when they go home they going to be lonely bitches. So they stay for a little hoping to find a nigga to be a hoe with. Even if you’ve been getting curved all night there is still hope for you. This is where you and your boys can flourish. Remember though, there are 100 other niggas tryna get some cheeks so you and your crew need to move quicker than a darkskin nigga in someone’s pockets.

Taking these tips and applying will hopefully improve your clubbing experiences!

The Club: Ladies by @X_GotYourGirl

Something that has been on my mind for a while (actually the last two years) has been the club scene. I see on twitter all the time you females talking about “Girls night out! Turn up!” Y’all hoes need to stop this! Most of you women don’t even be turnt up in the club. I hate coming to a club and try to dance with a girl and she tell me no. What the hell you at a club for if you ain’t gonna dance? What’s even worst, are you hoes who go out and only dance on your homegirl. Stop coming to the club and twerking in front of a nigga and then get mad when he try to dance with you. You women make me sick! The club is not the place to try and act stuck up ladies. It just make y’all look bitter and lightskin. I come to the club to with hoes, maybe even find a chick! But you bitches come to the club and turn down every nigga that talk to you, then go home and tweet how you hate sleeping alone. Bitch you derseve to be lonely. Also, ladies stop coming out wearing a bra and panties with some heels and expecting a niggas to treat you like women. If you dress like a hoe, you will be treated as one. These are just observations that I have seen on multiple occasions and they NEED TO STOP! So the next time you and your girls go out and a guy tries to talk to you, remember that lonely ass bed you always complaining about! Bitch!

Curved by @X_GotYourGirl

I felt that as my first post I should let you guys know that I am regular guy who gets curved just like the next guy. So here is a story of when I got curved.

It was about three years ago, so curving hadn’t become this big phenomenon that lightskin chicks find pleasure from yet. So I was talking to this girl for a while and I really thought this girl was the one. So I’m out bowling one night with my crew and all my boys had their girls with them, but see my girl was out town so while all these niggas is caked up with their girls, I’m just sitting there by myself like a loner. I didn’t talk to my girl the whole day so I thought that maybe I should send her a text to let her know I’m thinking about her. So I send her a text saying “hey baby :)”. (They ain’t have emojis back then) anyway, so usually she would text right back but this wasn’t one of those times. So I go to bowl my turn and come back and she still didn’t text back so I think to myself maybe she wasn’t by her phone so she didn’t see it. So I shot her another text and still no response. (WE FINISHED A WHOLE GAME) and still no response so I hit her with the ” hey baby you there?” ……. Then she hit me with something that taught me everything I know about lightskin girls. She said ” Listen.. there’s a rule to my phone if you hit me up and I don’t respond then I don’t wanna talk to you”. I reply like ” but I thought you were my girl?” She said ” No NIGGA I got a man”. I ain’t know what to do, this was the first girl I ever felt so strongly about and she had another dude. Come to find out she wasn’t even out of town, she was over the dude house! I just text back ” Aight” and I’ve never talked to her again. Her number is still saved in my phone in hope that one day she will come back. SMH! I guess the moral of the story is if you text your girl twice and she don’t reply then chances are she ain’t your girl no more….